If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
happy // pharrell williams
clap along if you know what happiness is to you
clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do
I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”
TO DO SMASHY SMASH
Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….
Way to be a dick.
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
so basically leopard seals ARE cats??
WHY WON’T IT END?!?!
GUYS RAGNAROK STARTS WITH 3 YEARS OF WINTER